Author: Morgan
Rating: FR7
Summary: Gibbs keeps an eye over his 'kids' after an attack on one of them. Papa!Gibbs.
Categories: General > Family
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Jethro the dog, Jimmy Palmer, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1532 Read Count: 741
Bert the Hippo
Stories
[Report This] Published: 03/10/2013 Updated: 03/10/2013
Author: hadapurpura
Rating: FR15
Summary: Abby's between a rock and a hard place. inspired by Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal", and written for iheartGibbs, for the WEE fic exchange.
Categories: Het > Gibbs/Abby, Het
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Bert the Hippo, Leon Vance, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Other NCIS Character(s)
Chapters: 1
Genre: Action, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Disturbing Imagery, Spoilers
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1839 Read Count: 339
Rating: FR15
Summary: Abby's between a rock and a hard place. inspired by Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal", and written for iheartGibbs, for the WEE fic exchange.
Categories: Het > Gibbs/Abby, Het
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Bert the Hippo, Leon Vance, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Other NCIS Character(s)
Chapters: 1
Genre: Action, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Disturbing Imagery, Spoilers
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1839 Read Count: 339
[Report This] Published: 06/29/2012 Updated: 06/29/2012
Author: hadapurpuraRating: FR15
Summary: Episode tag for "Till Death Do Us Part".
Categories: General, Het, General > Angst, Het > DiNozzo/Ziva, Het > Gibbs/Abby, Het > Other Het Pairing
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Any NCIS Character(s), Bert the Hippo, Breena Slater, Caitlin "Kate" Todd, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jimmy Palmer, Leon Vance, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Other NCIS Character(s), Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 5
Genre: Angst, Episode Tag, Five Things Format, Song Fic
Warnings: Spoilers
Challenges: Paul McCartney Songbook Challenge
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 4384 Read Count: 2435
[Report This] Published: 05/21/2012 Updated: 06/22/2012
Author: shadowdweller25
Rating: FR15
Summary: Bert the Hippo has seen some things since Abby brought him to NCIS. Well, actually, he's seen more than some things.
Categories: Slash / Femslash > Gibbs/McGee, Het > DiNozzo/Ziva
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Pre-Slash
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1929 Read Count: 566
Rating: FR15
Summary: Bert the Hippo has seen some things since Abby brought him to NCIS. Well, actually, he's seen more than some things.
Categories: Slash / Femslash > Gibbs/McGee, Het > DiNozzo/Ziva
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Pre-Slash
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1929 Read Count: 566
[Report This] Published: 02/11/2012 Updated: 02/11/2012
Author: Gossamer Moonglow
Rating: FR15
Summary: Ducky learns some unexpected news and goes downhill from there… until the happy ending. Inspired from the worst fic challenge. It is NOT to be taken seriously.
Categories: General, Threesome / Moresome, General > Angst, General > Crack!Fic, General > Drama, General > Humor
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: Crack!Fic
Warnings: MPreg, Threesome/Moresome
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1109 Read Count: 1157
Rating: FR15
Summary: Ducky learns some unexpected news and goes downhill from there… until the happy ending. Inspired from the worst fic challenge. It is NOT to be taken seriously.
Categories: General, Threesome / Moresome, General > Angst, General > Crack!Fic, General > Drama, General > Humor
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: Crack!Fic
Warnings: MPreg, Threesome/Moresome
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1109 Read Count: 1157
[Report This] Published: 01/01/2012 Updated: 01/01/2012
Author: TurtlegeekRating: FR13
Summary:
Bert is always there to lend a helping "PLFFT"
Categories: General
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Leon Vance, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Eyes Wide Open/Shut Challenge
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 2653 Read Count: 559
[Report This] Published: 08/26/2011 Updated: 08/26/2011
Author: tigyr
Rating: FR7
Summary: Ducky and Vance discover they have something in common...a love of brussel sprouts
Categories: General > Crack!Fic
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Bert the Hippo, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jimmy Palmer, Leon Vance, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 1
Genre: Crack!Fic, Humor
Warnings: Other (See Author Notes)
Challenges: Can anybody hear me? Challenge
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1519 Read Count: 253
Rating: FR7
Summary: Ducky and Vance discover they have something in common...a love of brussel sprouts
Categories: General > Crack!Fic
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Bert the Hippo, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jimmy Palmer, Leon Vance, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Chapters: 1
Genre: Crack!Fic, Humor
Warnings: Other (See Author Notes)
Challenges: Can anybody hear me? Challenge
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1519 Read Count: 253
[Report This] Published: 03/27/2011 Updated: 03/27/2011
Author: Gossamer Moonglow
Rating: FR13
Summary: Fairy tales? What fairy tales? Ducky says one to an eager audience of NCIS and FBI agents...
Categories: General, General > Angst, General > Crack!Fic, General > Drama, General > Humor
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jenny Shepard, Jethro the dog, Jimmy Palmer, La Grenouille, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, T. C. Fornell, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Crack!Fic, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Once Upon an NCIS Challenge
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 2171 Read Count: 536
Rating: FR13
Summary: Fairy tales? What fairy tales? Ducky says one to an eager audience of NCIS and FBI agents...
Categories: General, General > Angst, General > Crack!Fic, General > Drama, General > Humor
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jenny Shepard, Jethro the dog, Jimmy Palmer, La Grenouille, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, T. C. Fornell, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: Alternate Universe, Angst, Crack!Fic, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Once Upon an NCIS Challenge
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 2171 Read Count: 536
[Report This] Published: 11/14/2010 Updated: 11/14/2010
Author: tigyr, IMSLES
Rating: FR13
Summary: Just a random crack!fic/fluff that happened one night
Categories: General > Crack!Fic
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Any NCIS Character(s), Bert the Hippo, Hollis Mann, Jethro the dog, Leon Vance, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Original Character(s), Other NCIS Character(s), Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 2
Genre: Fluff, Friendship
Warnings: None
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 3057 Read Count: 563
Rating: FR13
Summary: Just a random crack!fic/fluff that happened one night
Categories: General > Crack!Fic
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Any NCIS Character(s), Bert the Hippo, Hollis Mann, Jethro the dog, Leon Vance, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Original Character(s), Other NCIS Character(s), Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 2
Genre: Fluff, Friendship
Warnings: None
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 3057 Read Count: 563
[Report This] Published: 09/09/2010 Updated: 09/11/2010
Author: tigyr
Rating: FR7
Summary: My response..corrected...to Channel D's Be Very, Very Quiet Challenge. Apologizes for the confusion ^_^
Categories: General
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Any NCIS Character(s), Bert the Hippo, Cynthia Sumner, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jenny Shepard, Jimmy Palmer, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Be Very, Very Quiet Challenge
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 2919 Read Count: 466
Rating: FR7
Summary: My response..corrected...to Channel D's Be Very, Very Quiet Challenge. Apologizes for the confusion ^_^
Categories: General
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Any NCIS Character(s), Bert the Hippo, Cynthia Sumner, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jenny Shepard, Jimmy Palmer, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Be Very, Very Quiet Challenge
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 2919 Read Count: 466
[Report This] Published: 07/11/2010 Updated: 07/11/2010
Author: musicnotes093
Rating: FR13
Summary: 'But believe it or not, they’re not the only ones having that kind of relationship. There are more things going on in Mommy’s team than you see.' Bert the Hippo-centric. Fluffy Tabby, too!
Categories: Het > DiNozzo/Abby, General > Angst, General > Crack!Fic, General > Drama, General > Family, Het > McGee/Ziva
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 9
Genre: Fluff, Friendship, Humor
Warnings: Spoilers
Challenges: Bert: The Challenge!
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 14070 Read Count: 3257
Rating: FR13
Summary: 'But believe it or not, they’re not the only ones having that kind of relationship. There are more things going on in Mommy’s team than you see.' Bert the Hippo-centric. Fluffy Tabby, too!
Categories: Het > DiNozzo/Abby, General > Angst, General > Crack!Fic, General > Drama, General > Family, Het > McGee/Ziva
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 9
Genre: Fluff, Friendship, Humor
Warnings: Spoilers
Challenges: Bert: The Challenge!
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 14070 Read Count: 3257
[Report This] Published: 02/05/2010 Updated: 06/15/2010
Author: dreamnzRating: FR13
Summary: Tim needs someone to guide him through a confusing situation.
Categories: General, General > Sci-Fi/Supernatural/Fantasy
Characters: Bert the Hippo, Timothy McGee
Chapters: 1
Genre: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Bert: The Challenge!
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 2734 Read Count: 612
[Report This] Published: 02/27/2010 Updated: 02/27/2010
Author: Secretchild
Rating: FR15
Summary: When Tony collapses while pursuing a suspect, he insists it's just the flu. He's wrong.
Categories: General, General > Angst, General > Drama, General > Family
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jenny Shepard, Jimmy Palmer, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 30
Genre: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Language
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 83712 Read Count: 7431
Rating: FR15
Summary: When Tony collapses while pursuing a suspect, he insists it's just the flu. He's wrong.
Categories: General, General > Angst, General > Drama, General > Family
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jenny Shepard, Jimmy Palmer, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 30
Genre: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Language
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 83712 Read Count: 7431
[Report This] Published: 12/11/2009 Updated: 12/11/2009
Author: sim29
Rating: FR15
Summary: McGee left, then he came back.
He brought someone else with him.
I think you know who.
Her name starts with a C
Categories: Het, Threesome / Moresome, Crossovers > Bones, Crossovers > Other Fandom, Het > McGee/Ziva, Het > McGee/Other Female, Het > Surprise Pairing
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Any NCIS Character(s), Bert the Hippo, Caitlin "Kate" Todd, Crossover Character(s), Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jethro the dog, Jimmy Palmer, Leon Vance, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Original Character(s), Other NCIS Character(s), T. C. Fornell, Timothy McGee, Trent Kort, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: Action, Alternate Universe, Crossover, First Time, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Language, Spoilers, Threesome/Moresome, Violence
Series: None
Completed: No Word count: 925 Read Count: 1689
Rating: FR15
Summary: McGee left, then he came back.
He brought someone else with him.
I think you know who.
Her name starts with a C
Categories: Het, Threesome / Moresome, Crossovers > Bones, Crossovers > Other Fandom, Het > McGee/Ziva, Het > McGee/Other Female, Het > Surprise Pairing
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Any NCIS Character(s), Bert the Hippo, Caitlin "Kate" Todd, Crossover Character(s), Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jethro the dog, Jimmy Palmer, Leon Vance, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Original Character(s), Other NCIS Character(s), T. C. Fornell, Timothy McGee, Trent Kort, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: Action, Alternate Universe, Crossover, First Time, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Language, Spoilers, Threesome/Moresome, Violence
Series: None
Completed: No Word count: 925 Read Count: 1689
[Report This] Published: 08/20/2009 Updated: 08/20/2009
Author: Imzadi
Rating: FR13
Summary: McGee lamients to Abby about how his day went from bad to worse
Categories: General, Het, General > Humor, Het > McGee/Abby
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jethro the dog, Jimmy Palmer, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1547 Read Count: 691
Rating: FR13
Summary: McGee lamients to Abby about how his day went from bad to worse
Categories: General, Het, General > Humor, Het > McGee/Abby
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, Jethro the dog, Jimmy Palmer, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1547 Read Count: 691
[Report This] Published: 07/19/2009 Updated: 07/19/2009
Author: salmon
Rating: FR13
Summary: Abby conducts a mock up trial in her lab, but who's on trial and what have they done?
Categories: General > Humor, General
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1201 Read Count: 386
Rating: FR13
Summary: Abby conducts a mock up trial in her lab, but who's on trial and what have they done?
Categories: General > Humor, General
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo, Bert the Hippo, Timothy McGee, Ziva David
Chapters: 1
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1201 Read Count: 386
[Report This] Published: 06/28/2009 Updated: 06/28/2009
Author: Cassy
Rating: FR13
Summary: Abby gets stuck in an elevator, written for "Boxed In".
Categories: General > Crack!Fic
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Bert the Hippo
Chapters: 1
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: Boxed In, Take Two Challenge
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1200 Read Count: 380
Rating: FR13
Summary: Abby gets stuck in an elevator, written for "Boxed In".
Categories: General > Crack!Fic
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Bert the Hippo
Chapters: 1
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: Boxed In, Take Two Challenge
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1200 Read Count: 380
[Report This] Published: 04/15/2009 Updated: 04/15/2009
Author: channeld
Rating: FR13
Summary: Abby is trapped in a stuck elevator with two friends. Written for the NFA Boxed In challenge.
Categories: General, General > Drama, General > Humor
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Bert the Hippo, Jethro the dog
Chapters: 1
Genre: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Boxed In, Take Two Challenge
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1061 Read Count: 438
Rating: FR13
Summary: Abby is trapped in a stuck elevator with two friends. Written for the NFA Boxed In challenge.
Categories: General, General > Drama, General > Humor
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Bert the Hippo, Jethro the dog
Chapters: 1
Genre: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Boxed In, Take Two Challenge
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1061 Read Count: 438
[Report This] Published: 04/10/2009 Updated: 04/10/2009
Author: ShelbyElizabethRating: FR7
Summary: An unfortunate event completely ruins Abby's night. Luckily, Super!Tim comes to the rescue. Written for the We Do Not Belong Together Challenge.
Categories: General > Crack!Fic, General > Humor, Het > McGee/Abby
Characters: Abby Sciuto, Bert the Hippo, Timothy McGee
Chapters: 1
Genre: Crack!Fic, Fluff, Friendship, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: We Do Not Belong Together
Series: None
Completed: Yes Word count: 1110 Read Count: 517
[Report This] Published: 03/18/2009 Updated: 03/18/2009